If I were a super hero right now, I would be Infection Woman.
Infection Woman uses her astonishing ailment power to fight crime and woo Bruce Wayne, but will he figure out the cure and thus end her crime fighting career? Tune in for the next INFECTION WOMAN! [a chorus of females sing] "INFECTION WO-MAN!"
Yes, I've been sick a lot lately. Not sure why. I need to be better about vitamins I suppose, maybe start taking them by syringe. Or I should get back to working out. The trouble of it is, it's hard to workout when you're sick...all...the...time!
In other news, my slow mutation into a Zombie is in it's first stages. Behold! Flesh eating bacteria:Tom has not been hitting me, I promise. This is a rare and rarely serious skin infection that I usually get when I'm sunburned. It's name: impetigo. Kind of sounds like it could be my super villain, doesn't it?
I have not been sunburned, so this is a rare occurrence of this rare skin infection.
Oh well, I'm diseased. Stay back. Oh wait, you already were.
Please play this now....