If only Lincoln could have lived to be on Howard Stern, or MadTV, maybe even SNL (if he was funny enough), that would have really rallied us as a nation. I'm sure that he would have found a way to make the emancipation proclamation freggin' hysterical. I need that. Don't we all?
Most importantly, I'm glad that my President 'slow jammed' the news on Jimmy Fallon. It's the only civics class I'll ever need. I'm not sure how our economy is going to rise out of this record-high debt, or what his foreign policy is, or the state of health care, or why his view on same-sex marriage continues to evolve from one timid position to the next as a way to divert attention from other gigantic issues, but I was so glad to see him cheered on by an audience of Jersey Shore fans and called 'the preezy".
God bless America, and God bless the office of the President of the United States. Keepin' it classy since Preezy G.Washington.